As it is and so be it, the last day of… is upon us. We learned so much this week, didn’t we? Like the fact that: Apples with fangs need a little love too; Oranges secretly cross-dress as pumpkins from time-to-time; The term “One-eyed Willy” seems to mean something different to most of my perverted readers; and the…
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Chocolate Covered Strawberry Owls
Two days remain (counting today) until the completion of: Week. I’m really gonna miss these suckers when they’re gone. Aren’t you? They have really grown on me… But fear not, my goulish gremlins. Next week provides a whole new theme. *cue canned applause* I knew you would be pleased. Now, before we mourn their absence, it’s time I introduced you to Thursday’s…
Banana Pop Monsters
You haven’t forgotten this week’s theme, now have you?? I didn’t think so. Glad you came back for more because kids, we are just getting started. Next on the menu are these handy and portable white chocolate-covered banana pops! Your party guests will love walking around the room with these guys snug close to them. *Friends,…
Jel-O Pumpkins
Who wants to carve a pumpkin when you can carve an orange? Eh, Who’s with me?? Your guests will be delighted upon seeing these Orange-O-Lanterns (aka Jel-O Pumpkins)–made with a vegan jel and not gelatin. “How cute,” they will shriek! It’s an orange posing as a pumpkin… continues… But once they remove the tops of their heads their delight will soon…
Vampire Apple Bites
Might I even say that some are overlooked as jokesters. Simply misunderstood creatures. But aren’t we all? So in honor of that fun-loving Vampire who loves a good razzie, this week, we shall focus on: Hopefully you didn’t miss the Creepy Crudites platter because after you’ve hooked your guests on veggie body parts, it’s time…
Creepy Crudites Platter
To officially kick off my month long celebration of Halloween, I thought I would start with a platter of: This is the perfect starter for any Halloween party. Gross out your guests as they feast on: Brains. Fingers. Eyeballs. Blood. Yet as grossed as they might be, they will find these appetizers refreshingly delicious. Never…
Gluten-free Vegan Cheezy Pasta
…it’s probably from something you ate. Or maybe from laughing so hard because you are one graceless broad? You see, I’m not the classiest person you will ever come across. I’ve given up on giving that impression years ago. The other day at the office, I went to sit down on my swivel chair. Now,…
