Put that robe on, scoop out those eye boogers, and grab your favorite cup of coffee as I introduce this week’s theme: Once I realized that breakfast meant more than pouring a box of sugary cereal into a bowl or a McDonald’s drive-thru meal, (((Hey, no one said I had good eating habits when I was younger…lay off!)))…
Gluten-free Vegan Twix Bars
Welcome to Saturdays! Every weekend during this month will be dedicated to bringing you ideas on making your very own: Gluten-free and Vegan Halloween Candy. Are you getting into the Halloween spirit yet, Or shall I shove it down your throat for the remainder days of the month? Either way, me thinks you wouldn’t mind…
Chocolate Halloween Spiders
As it is and so be it, the last day of… is upon us. We learned so much this week, didn’t we? Like the fact that: Apples with fangs need a little love too; Oranges secretly cross-dress as pumpkins from time-to-time; The term “One-eyed Willy” seems to mean something different to most of my perverted readers; and the…
Chocolate Covered Strawberry Owls
Two days remain (counting today) until the completion of: Week. I’m really gonna miss these suckers when they’re gone. Aren’t you? They have really grown on me… But fear not, my goulish gremlins. Next week provides a whole new theme. *cue canned applause* I knew you would be pleased. Now, before we mourn their absence, it’s time I introduced you to Thursday’s…
Banana Pop Monsters
You haven’t forgotten this week’s theme, now have you?? I didn’t think so. Glad you came back for more because kids, we are just getting started. Next on the menu are these handy and portable white chocolate-covered banana pops! Your party guests will love walking around the room with these guys snug close to them. *Friends,…
Jel-O Pumpkins
Who wants to carve a pumpkin when you can carve an orange? Eh, Who’s with me?? Your guests will be delighted upon seeing these Orange-O-Lanterns (aka Jel-O Pumpkins)–made with a vegan jel and not gelatin. “How cute,” they will shriek! It’s an orange posing as a pumpkin… continues… But once they remove the tops of their heads their delight will soon…
Vampire Apple Bites
Might I even say that some are overlooked as jokesters. Simply misunderstood creatures. But aren’t we all? So in honor of that fun-loving Vampire who loves a good razzie, this week, we shall focus on: Hopefully you didn’t miss the Creepy Crudites platter because after you’ve hooked your guests on veggie body parts, it’s time…
