As it is and so be it, the last day of…
is upon us. We learned so much this week, didn’t we? Like the fact that:
Apples with fangs need a little love too;
Oranges secretly cross-dress as pumpkins from time-to-time;
The term “One-eyed Willy” seems to mean something different to most of my perverted readers;
and the closest any vegan would get to eating an animal is a chocolate-covered strawberry owl.
Which inevitably brings me to my last Freaky Fruit. And let me say, these are disgusting. Ladies and Gents, I give to you:
Chocolate Halloween Spiders
Hmmmm. Maybe I should work on that name… Doesn’t exactly flow off the top of the tongue, now does it? These repulsive fruit treats will gross you out even as you make them. (No for real though, I honestly kept cringing as I was making them).
Don’t they make you wanna vomit from their creepiness? What?? No one barfs anymore due to disgust these days? Hmmpf. But just look at them though *cringing*:
Hey look! These spiders have been sweating to the Oldies! For the love of Richard Simmons, someone get them a towel…
I guess they are not that bad once you cover them up in chocolate. Everything looks better dipped in chocolate, really…
Here’s what you’ll need to make these creepy Chocolate Halloween Spiders:
PrintChocolate Halloween Spiders
- Prep Time: 20 mins
- Total Time: 20 mins
Ingredients
- 5 Medjool dates
- 20 O-shaped gluten free pretzels
- 5 homemade googly eyes
- 1/2 c. nondairy chocolate, melted
Instructions
- Carefully slice the pretzels in half. You will need 8 legs total for each spider.
- Insert pretzels into the body of the Medjool date.
- Gently dip the spider into the melted chocolate and allow the excess to drip off. Take a toothpick and gently separate chocolate from legs to ensure 8 perky legs appear.
- Set on a baking sheet lined with parchment or wax paper.
- Place an eyeball in the middle of the head and press down until it sets and freeze the spiders until set.
Don’t forget your vegan melted chocolate! Might I suggest the Enjoy Life brand? (I sound like a waiter offering you wine) So as the old adage goes, When one door closes…another must open. So fear not freaky fruit loving friends (try saying that fast 3 times in a row!), Next week’s theme will be…
Yeah right, like I’m going to tell you that!
But I will tell you to come back on Saturday. Saturdays are reserved for my: “How to make gluten-free and vegan homemade Halloween candy”.
Please warn your guests prior to eating these spiders that there is an egg sack inside (ie: the pit) that should not be consumed!
So long Freaky Fruits. You’ve been so good to us!
Mo
I absolutely love those spiders!
Kristen
I love these! They are gross and cute all at the same time. Well done! 🙂
Cara
hehe. Thank you Kristen! I’m not sure if I could have handled them without the chocolate…they would have been too yucky for me 😉
Jeni Treehugger
I happen to like spiders for realz. I happen to like these little fellows too.
🙂
Cara
Eegads! Really? Spiders kinda freak me out a bit but these guys I can handle as long as they have chocolate on them. hehe.
Julie Lynn (@GFreeVeganFam)
Ok..those are just awesome!
Cara
Thank you for saying so, Julie! They are pretty fun to make too 🙂
Isobelle
These are SO incredible!
Cara
I’m so glad that you like them, Isobelle. Loving your blog! 🙂
Angela @ Vegangela.com
omg those chocolate spiders are adorable!
Cara
And by adorable you mean creepy right??? (Just trying not to give these critters a complex, you know what I mean?) hehe. Thank you for stopping by Angela!
*Alex*
I am loving all these little monster treats! Amazing! 😀
Cara
Aw, thank you so much Alex! So glad you stopped by 🙂
Kathy Hester (geekypoet)
Yum, another great idea!
Cara
I’ll bring these if you feed me oatmeal 🙂
GiGi Anber
Well I guess chocolate covered drier lint is better than navel lint, and speaking of navels I love orange cross dressers. The apples are hilarious. Cara your smile looks so innocuous too 🙂 Like minds think alike.
Cara
I’m not gonna lie, I had to look up the word “innocuous.” haha! You and your big words 🙂 I learn so much from you. And hey, don’t forget toe jam lint! A fine delicatessen in some parts… <3
Brooke
Wow. That whole “dryer lint” thing went from gross and mildly disturbing to absolutely disgusting in no time flat! Lol! =)
Cara
That’s how we do things here at Fork and Beans 🙂
Brooke
I like it! 🙂
Cara
Then you fit perfectly right in! hehe
Brooke
These are absolutely darling! And you’re right, everything does look better covered in chocolate. Dates, pretzels, dryer lint…
Cara
Ahahaha! Dryer lint–that is hilarious, Brooke. Thanks for the good laugh this morning 🙂
rachel
ahh love those spiders, so creepy, so cute 😉
Cara
Aren’t they disgusting yet adorable? I didn’t even know it was possible to be both 🙂
coldandsleepy
Chocolate spiders! I love them!
Cara
xoxo, Thank you. P.S. I just realized that you live in one of my most favorite cities in the world!!! Jealous…